I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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