I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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