plz talk dirty to me
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
