Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
