how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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