Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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