would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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