how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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