is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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