but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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