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say what?
wanna hang out?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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