Walk of Shame. In a state park.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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