Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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