i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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