walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
A bitchslap is in order.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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