literally had 100 drinks last night.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
YAS. BRING CRAB.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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