so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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