i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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