I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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