you win again, gameday.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I party with great urgency now.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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