the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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