we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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