I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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