why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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