i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
This is the high leading the old right now
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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