North Korea, Best Korea!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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