You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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