it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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