her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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