i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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