have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I hope mine doesn't look like that
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize