hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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