She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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