you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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