She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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