Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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