Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
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go home
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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