So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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