Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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