Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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