can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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