I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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