I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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