would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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