once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
What a dumb baby whore.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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