He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
are you so shy because you have an std?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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