Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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