go do what you do best...puke behind churches
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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