Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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