lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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