This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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