i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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