shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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