He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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