I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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