i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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